Category Archives: humor

Embrace your inner Beast.

I am really fucking cranky tonight. So I’m going to write about guns. For those of you who have ready ANY of my previous blogs, you have probably inferred at least the following about me: 1)   I am a viscous … Continue reading

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Mediocre photos, solid-ass observations…and knitted penile covers.

Don’t mix work with pleasure. That’s the saying, right?  The cardinal rule? Someone said it, and i call bullshit. Now, maybe that dude got really burned by mixing the two. I’ve heard the stories.  Hell, I’ve been IN a couple … Continue reading

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Love these, peeps. or… Love these Peeps!!!!

i have an obsession. it’s not something i’m particularly proud of. mainly because this obsession centers around possibly the most unhealthy food on the planet.  And i strived (or is it “strove”?), oh how i strived (strove) to wait to … Continue reading

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i have hit rock bottom. seriously, i could not stoop any lower.

well, hello. here’s the deal.  i’ve done some stupid shit in my day.  And when i say “in my day,” i’m not like an 80 year old man reminiscing to his grandson about stealing a Hershey bar from the five … Continue reading

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photography is what photography does (and here’s why i’ll never be mayor).

so it’s funny.  maybe it’s not funny, but i find it funny.  There have been more than a few occasions where my friends, people who know me and love me for the totally bizarre person i am, tell me that … Continue reading

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oh, trust me. i WILL cause chaos. it’s proven.

ok, so there’s this test, you see. if i remember correctly, it’s a test “they” (i have no idea who “they” are, as i have no access to classified information) used to use in the Navy to measure compatibility amongst … Continue reading

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childhood memories in the ass-of the-bag.

Please, someone figure out the title before i have to explain it. I bet my brother will.  he’s the smartest person i know. waiting… waiting… waiting… ok, i’ll s’plain. i was a very lucky young girl growing up.  My parents … Continue reading

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