Category Archives: humor

I can’t help it if my sculptor loved Poltergeist (from the point of view of an outcast mannequin).

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

Somebody is going to be totally offended by this post. I don’t know who, because it would take someone who can’t take humor very well, but i guarantee you, out in this big wide blogosphere where one can get offended … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Mannequins, Moroccan Souks, Morocco | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

It is my only option left, Part Deux (and why i think my doctor is not telling me i have parasites).

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

DISCLAIMER: The ONLY way this blog will make sense is if you read this first.  Seriously, it’s the precursor to this whole story. If you don’t, i cannot guarantee that we will remain virtual friends, as you will quite possibly be … Continue reading →

Posted in asthma, chronic asthma, Dr. Blake Naturopath, Eastern Medicine, Holistic Health, Holistic medicine, humor, juicing | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

adult video stores are always at the entrance to a highway.

Posted on October 14, 2011 by

This conversation just happened: me:  ”Home with four girls.  Ordered pizza.” David:  ”How much pizza and salad am i picking up?  Leaving in 15.” me: “Already picked up pizza and salad.  However no salad because i started eating at 3:30 … Continue reading →

Posted in Corradini Photo, fashion, humor, J.Crew, karaoke, Lesbian, marriage, photography | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

my story of eleven.

Posted on September 5, 2011 by

This blog is about girls. The bad-ass, dirty, athletic, personal, and beautiful side of 11 of the most amazing women i know. I’m getting personal on this one. Let me first forewarn you that if you think girls are pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in America, American Flag, beauty, competition, Corradini Photo, Hood to Coast, humor, Marie Purvis, nike, NIKE Training Club, photography, running | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

alive for a second.

Posted on May 16, 2011 by

ok, i should start by saying that i’m writing this post after drinking an entire bottle of Chardonnay. It’s not going to be deep, or maybe it will. Secondly, there is a high probability that it is going to suck. … Continue reading →

Posted in animals, Corradini Photo, gross things to eat, history, humor, image, Lightroom, museum, New York, photography, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Posted on April 17, 2011 by

in a perfect world, my daughter will never leave my side. She will never tell me she hates me, will never kiss a boy, she will never sneak out of her room at night, will never try alcohol before she’s … Continue reading →

Posted in beauty, Corradini Photo, Disney princesses, environment, gay and lesbian marriage, Gender equality, humor, image, kids, Lightroom, mother daughter relationships, parenting, photograhy tips, photography, princess, Uncategorized, wedding, wedding dresses | 30 Comments

Fly.

Posted on April 3, 2011 by

This. Today i ran hungover, today i would like to see Erasure make a serious comeback, and today i believe feathers are the new black. I know, it’s super random, but i’ve been suffering with writer’s block, you see… which … Continue reading →

Posted in beauty, Corradini Photo, environment, feathers, humor, image, Lightroom, photograhy tips, photography | Tagged , , , , | 7 Comments

Embrace your inner Beast.

Posted on March 22, 2011 by

I am really fucking cranky tonight. So I’m going to write about guns. For those of you who have ready ANY of my previous blogs, you have probably inferred at least the following about me: 1)   I am a viscous … Continue reading →

Posted in beast, Corradini Photo, embrace, guns, humor, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 20 Comments

Mediocre photos, solid-ass observations…and knitted penile covers.

Posted on March 18, 2011 by

Don’t mix work with pleasure. That’s the saying, right?  The cardinal rule? Someone said it, and i call bullshit. Now, maybe that dude got really burned by mixing the two. I’ve heard the stories.  Hell, I’ve been IN a couple … Continue reading →

Posted in "The Know-It-All", Amsterdam, competition, Corradini Photo, environment, humor, London, nike, pet peeves, photography | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Love these, peeps. or… Love these Peeps!!!!

Posted on February 13, 2011 by

i have an obsession. it’s not something i’m particularly proud of. mainly because this obsession centers around possibly the most unhealthy food on the planet.  And i strived (or is it “strove”?), oh how i strived (strove) to wait to … Continue reading →

Posted in Color Select, Corradini Photo, humor, image, Peeps, Valentine's Day | Tagged , , , , | 8 Comments