Monthly Archives: May 2012

I can’t help it if my sculptor loved Poltergeist (from the point of view of an outcast mannequin).

Posted on May 29, 2012 by

Somebody is going to be totally offended by this post. I don’t know who, because it would take someone who can’t take humor very well, but i guarantee you, out in this big wide blogosphere where one can get offended … Continue reading →

Posted in humor, Mannequins, Moroccan Souks, Morocco | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

It is my only option left, Part Deux (and why i think my doctor is not telling me i have parasites).

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

DISCLAIMER: The ONLY way this blog will make sense is if you read this first.  Seriously, it’s the precursor to this whole story. If you don’t, i cannot guarantee that we will remain virtual friends, as you will quite possibly be … Continue reading →

Posted in asthma, chronic asthma, Dr. Blake Naturopath, Eastern Medicine, Holistic Health, Holistic medicine, humor, juicing | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

a note to Ella.

Posted on May 15, 2012 by

Ella Louise, you are about to enter a world full of faith, optimism, hatred, controversy, politics, and hope. since you are hours from being born, i need to write this before i see your beauty, so that when it is … Continue reading →

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24 hours of idiocrazy.

Posted on May 7, 2012 by

Here’s how the conversation went, 30 seconds after the cop pulled me over on the shoulder of the I-5 friggin’ FREEWAY: Officer: Ma’am, the reason i am pulling you over is that you have expired tags.  From August. Me:  Are … Continue reading →

Posted in Corradini Photo, DMV, learning a lesson, photography, Porsche, Porsche 911, suspended license | Tagged , , , , , , | 15 Comments